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Hello, I post funny original jokes and share my talents with the world. I'm majoring in Nursing and have psychology under my belt. I...

Dating...

I am more impressed if a woman can love a homeless man than a woman who dates a celebrity. If a woman has a rude response after asking her out, then even if she said yes, I wouldn't want to date her. Getting rejected is always a win.

How do Atheists Account for the Math in the Universe?

You are more likely to win the Powerball a million times in a row than to be born. "Based on estimated odds, you would need to win the Powerball jackpot approximately 1.37 milllion times in a row to match the probability of being born. While the Powerball odds are 1 in 292 million, scientists estimate the odds of you being born as roughly 1 in 400 trillion." It would never happen that you would win a Powerball a million times in a row even if your tried for 100 trillion years

Another Censored Post from Facebook despite an appeal.

Ted Bundy quote - I don't feel guilty for anything. I feel sorry for people who feel guilt. I said that "How could you not feel something you say you've never felt? You wouldn't know what it is." The fact he says sorry shows that he has felt guilt since it shows he understands what it is. Otherwise, he would simply say I don't know what guilt is and wouldn't be able to be sorry. So we know he is lying and has felt guilt. Dear Facebook, my post is doing the exact opposite of

Back on here 2025 (because trouble has erupted)

Universal healthcare would lower America's debt. It makes no sense to cut medicaid. I just got a health science associate because I was scared of trump taking away my sources of income. I feel like the hardest part about working in healthcare will be telling patients we can't help them because of what some idiot politician decided to vote on. Twitter deleted my account for a discriminatory reason but looks like karma took theirs. Social media is so wrong. It's a waste of time

12am thoughts

If you point a laser in a room of mirrors, you have a better understanding of infinite. Some numbers are bigger than infinite based on time

Abortion

There are republicans in the house and senate who are making abortion illegal but send their wife to another country to get an abortion....

Quote from doctors

psychosis was from the 2% thc in cbd 🙄 (impossible) You'll be out next week (not for 6 months) You're gay 😉 (doctors are not entitled...

My Book

Audio out on YouTube now! (8 pages on Microsoft Word) It would cost $1000 to officially publish. If people donate to me and support this...

Daily Life Part 3

i remember when Justin Bieber said F you bill clinton and everyone was outraged. It’s strange to think how normal disrespecting leaders...

Daily Life 2

Wix is glitched so here is part 2 https://www.kfdi.com/2019/10/23/the-worlds-scariest-haunted-house-will-pay-you-20000-if-you-can-make-it...

Chef

I have zest for life. I want to be sensual and stimulate my audience in every way possible. My favorite food Almonds are a good snack...

Gaming + Electronics

PS4 is amazing. It has so many great exclusives. Detroit become human is sick and free. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bto5bsNHNSX/ I love...

Nursing

I want to redefine medicine and what it has been. We've been limiting treatment to pills and shots but drugs don't nurture the pain....

Corgi Quotes and Pets

My patronus is a corgi. Ever wondered what a corgi really thinks of the world. One corgi gives his honest review What's up guys? I'm...

Football

I decided to become a football commentator and that's actually me talking I don't play soccer. I dance and skate at the same time. My...

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